You know the pole I was talking about last night?

It's, uh, suddenly gone.

As in, not there.

The base isn't even there.

THIS TOWN IS INSANE.

You know how some guy drove through the patio at Turtle Jack's?

Well, now one of the skyscraping lamps at McDonald's is tilting over. For no discernible reason. The whole area is closed off because it could come down on someone at any second.

This town cracks me up.

Whoops!

Thanks, caster13, for this comic gold.


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Someone drove through the patio fence over at Turtle Jack's. The thing is, I recall hearing dismayed shouting about two or three hours ago. Didn't hear the crash, though.

The whole place is swarming with cops and towtrucks. OH MEADOWVALE.

I'VE TAGGED MY WHOLE GODDAMNED JOURNAL!!!

I forgot a tag for Harry Potter and Gilmore Girls, but damned if I'm going over this sludge pit of a journal again. Fuck.

The air conditioning here at work is dripping water all of a sudden...

Wtf?

A GO bus just pulled into the parking lot.

Wtf? Why does this mall attract so much weird?

EDIT:

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Okay, so as you all probably know, I work next to a pet store owned by two awesome people. Yesterday one of the owners came by and told me that they were having their floors done, so could they leave some stuff over at our store overnight, since they didn't haven room ( Read more... )

Phone: *rings*
Me: Good afternoon, InkJet Sales.
Lady: Hi, I was wondering if you carry the HP 60 ink cartridges.
Me: Yes we do. *rattles off the prices*
Lady: Okay, thank you.

Ten minutes later...

Phone: *rings*
Me: *sees that it's the same caller ID as before, but picks up anyway* Good afternoon, Inkjet Sales.
Lady: Hi, I was wondering if you ( Read more... )